Mike D's Movie Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Jake, Kevin, Pirate Sara, and Cameron set sail for their rewatch of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies starting with Curse of the Black. The plot's a trippy, twisty mess, and it's far too long, but it looks fantastic. Watched by Ambre 02 Apr This review may contain spoilers. Faith Moore. Top reviews from other countries. Disney trys to blow new wind into the sailes of this profitable franchise, with limited success. Watched by Garrett Tesmer 02 Apr More like horizontally reclined. . Terry Rossio revealed that Johnny Depp rejected an early version of the "Pirates of the Caribbean 5" script because it had a female villain. Reviewed in the United States on 5 April It's a good movie. I just bought this game for my son a few days ago and he has almost completed the entire game. I can't believe it! It has sparked his imagination and he is. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge. I. Just when he's needed most, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), that witty and wily charmer of a pirate, is trapped on a sea of sand in Davy Jones' Locker. Ambre. out of 5 starsVerified Purchase. Great. Read the Empire Movie review of Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End.